WebCanadian Jokes: New Baby Boy A Canadian from Saskatoon is having a few beers in a Pittsburg bar. His cell phone rings, he answers, yells, hangs up, and buys a round for the house. “What’s the occasion?” asks one of the patrons. “New baby boy, son number five, healthy, weighs in at 20 lbs, just like his brothers did.” “Twenty pounds? WebSo two penguins are in the middle of a desert. and they're sitting in a canoe just paddling away, as hard as they can, not going anywhere, sand is flying everywhere, and they just keep paddling. eventually one penguin looks to the other and says "Where's your paddle" the other replies "Sure does." I have been trying to remember this forever!
Canoeing: The Joke
Web“Paradise is just a paddle away.” – Author unknown 5. “Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll go kayaking.” – Author unknown 6. “Keep your face always toward sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.” – Walt Whitman 7. “I don’t need therapy, I just need to go kayaking.” – Author unknown 8. “Stress is caused by not kayaking enough.” Web21 Mar 2024 · The old man finished up his prayer, blesses himself and wipes a solitary tear from his eye. Then he slowly replaces his hat and … star search episode 9
An Army officer, a Naval officer, and a Ranger are captured... : r/Jokes
Web"I'll have a pistol, chaps." The cannibals hand him a pistol. "God save the Queen!" shouts the Brit, and blows his brains out. Finally the New Yorker steps forward. "Gimme a fork." The cannibals are a bit mystified, but nonetheless give him a fork. He proceeds to stab himself all over with the fork. Arms, legs, face, torso. Web30 Oct 2010 · does anyone know of any good canoe and kayak jokes, heres one to start: Two American women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a … Web13 Jun 2016 · A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies. As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to … star search episode 8